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I'm 19 today! Where are the ladies and the blackjack?

Also, when does NG update the ages, I've been 19 for a whole 30 minutes before this post.

Edit - By Ladies I meant just one, very special one who made my day just wonderful to live. Start of my first relationship perhaps. Or rather, start of the relationship part of the relationship/end of the just friends part.

This being Newgrounds, I must say, I haven't slept with her, before you assume things with your "YOU SHOULDA GRABBED HER COCK!" or "STICK IT IN HER POOPER". Just budding romance, I suppose.

Copy and Pasta from the TF2 Crew Thread.

Right, bit of Rage here.

Around this time of day (Actually around 6pm GMT to about 11pm GMT) I get extreme Lag in TF2. Normally it showed itself in occasional lag spikes, but recently it is unbearable.

It started after getting a letter from my ISP saying the average bandwidth consumption in my Household was around 32Gb a month. I know, shocking. I did play a small part in it as I had to get the Windows 7 RC and Linux Mint 7 OS around about the same time.

BUT - I don't really download alot of crap. Most of my network useage is TF2 and Youtube/NG. My Brother however does. He downloads almost every single demo for the Xbox available, while browsing looking for tits. He's 15, the douche.

Right so if myself and him play TF2 and COD4 respectively on PC and XBOX (also respectively) you'd think that I'd win out on the network timeshare. Fuck no. I get extreme lag - to the point I can't stream a 2 minute long LQ Youtube video without it buffering for twice as long as it lasts.

What does he get? Lag free experience and full voice chat (with such an abusive voice to the ears) on a game he only a month ago.

So while he's prancing around, popping peoples heads off and teabagging his team mates, I'm stuck wondering if that backstab connected only to find it failed and I died while waiting for the game to catch up. I have recently experienced times where i take damage, manage to kill the guy only to walk away for 10 seconds and die with a [So and So finished you off] - deathnotice as a sniper who can't suicide on the ground without the console.

Now I know that TF2 is a bit poorly optimised at the moment, but I used to play well, without lag but now fuck it...

So the point of the matter, the reason for my rant is - is there a way to lag out the XBOX, by whoring out networking resources on my PC. I want my brother to taste what I'm getting at the moment - shit. i want to be able to play without lag, download stuff without worrying about the memory usage (BattleField 2 v1.5 is 2GB I don't want to touch because of said bandwidth) and watch Youtube without the need to wait 20 minutes for an Achievement Hunter video.

TL:DR version - I lag tons, my brother's XBOX doesn't - help me trade my Lag on PC for his non-laggy gameplay on COD4 MP with SCIENCE!

STL:DR version - Want brother's Bandwidth!

(The extra S stands for Still.)

I shall rid thee of the DD, but only if I get these things.

1. A virgin, so I may go with the doing.
2. A fast interwebs connection so that I can do interweb things a lot quicker than I do now.
3. Biscuits, as I am quite hungry, typing this.
4. A cure for every known disease to man and woman alike.
5. A Moon Colony, so i may look down upon you.

and finally 6. Haxor skills so i can get rid of the DD.

Still, screw them.

Not just mine, just about everyone who reviewed this flash got their reviews taken down by M-Bot. Nothing against the robot, but can it sense a pattern? (I was the 12th person to review this and there is currently one new one left.)

Mirrors Awesome - Warning: it is terrible.

Would repost the review here but the rules for Userpages and reviews are a bit sketchy.

Note to users who may stumble on to here, I don't like looking at a wall of text, particularly poorly thought out insults that make the user who wrote them hypocritical. I don't normally insult flashes, but it had to be said.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
509998
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
509999

Straight up stolen from Dyson. Yet it passed judgement.

If this happens, how can people who know it is stolen, actually whistle it?

Besides, who steals Flashes and "make them their own work"?

Should I bother?

...And up and down and up.

Recently I've been getting server problems when on NG, like having to copy a post on the BBS, hit back and try again or logging in twice to, um..., log in.

I worry a little when the last bastion of protection against total /B/ Domination goes down, thinking it could be a DDoS attack like the recent Facebook/Twitter/LJ attack. Of course, it's probably high demand... which is how a DDoS attack works.

Hm...

We needz the firewalls and the better sites protection naow!

: Or think about traffic to popular sites on the net.

Apparently, GIMP-ing the Rock driving gets you the ladies. And men. Hm... Might want to rethink that.

Also - The only person who can out-Rock the Rock.

I survived Mexico for a Fortnight and didn't get Swine Flu.

More likely to get it in Britain.

Darn.

I've been on for 4 years, 5 months and 23 days. which is almost a quarter of my life. This is a crazy and somewhat crazy revelation. In that time I could have gained 16350 experience, making me a level 39.

Yet through procrastiation I forget to vote on Flashes most days and lurk around the BBS. It's kinda funny, that through Greasemonkey I can pretend to have any level I want, even lvl 60, but these levels are coveted like mad, just look at Pimp.

Unrelated note: Mexico - Is it safe? Does it have decent internet? Can I survive two weeks without NG and various other sites?

Edit: So long for a fortnight!